LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I took a great idea, and  brought it to power, I set a chair inside, my big bathroom shower, It's like a washing machine, You get a full...

I went into a public restroom, and it needed multiple cleans, The white floor was all covered, with chicken livers, and bluegill fish, splee...

There were 95 urinals, all in a neat row, But there were no toilet bowels, for the sitters to go, But not very darn far, Was a stream by my ...

Jim's apartment, it's kind of small, The bathroom is a hole in a wall, The kitchens a delight, A plate hanging from the light, A...