LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

After over snacking, all evening, on prunes or plums, Tension filled guests, waited in a line, to empty their tums, The pipes took in litera...

Benny used green leaves for toilet paper, and got a bad infection, When he showed his old doctor, the doctor, quickly made a connection, Som...

There once was a toilet named Mabel, She was setup at the kitchenette table, Now, your nostrils might rue, You could eat and go poo, While w...

I decided to give myself four wishes, The first was that I had sparkling, clean dishes, Next, the toilet would clean flush, Then, I'd ha...

My love bunny is so crybaby sad, My love bunny ate scallops that were bad, The soft toilet seat, Is love bunny's retreat, When I can use...

I went to the office and went to the John, The porcelain was painted, I think it was Ron, Ron just left a big mess, Now he's chatting wi...

My toothbrush fell into the toilet, before it had been flushed, It was like family, that toothbrush, so now I'm completely crushed, My 5...

I feel like a drop of pee, Floating in a turd filled sea, No one really cares for me, Because I smell like last night's tea, Flush the t...

This be the tale of Mr. and Mrs. Trotter, They liked eating raw oysters and otter, They both spent much time on the potter, They'd flush...

Nero drank soda pop all week long, He would not stop, did not know it was wrong, But, then late at night, His bed felt not quite right, And,...

I dug a hole for my toilet near my garden outside, I thought to  build over a shack for privacy pride, But, I knew I dug deep, too far, When...

I put a pool table in my bedroom but, it did not fit, I moved the pool table to the bathroom but, then no one could sit, My pool table didn...