LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I passed a barn out on U.S. 10, It had a clock just like Big Ben, But it didn't chime, It mooed the time, And clucked the music ...

I fenced in the barnyard to keep out the big cats, I plugged the holes in the barn to thwart entry by bats, Although, their emotions they hi...

My little red barn is no more, The snow on the roof pushed the roof to the floor, And, as for my cows, They suffered ouches and oughs, B...

Hank was surprised that his old dingy would float, He had used it as a barn for his pygmy pet goat, But, when the Hankster jumped in, ...