LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went to the pub; bellied up to the bar six or seven times, When there was absolutely no one looking, I would scratch some rhymes, As my Li...

I once knew a vampire, named Tinker, Tinker was quite a mean, big, bad stinker, He was not a dear, He bit me on the ear, I told Santa; yes, ...

Jim went trick-or-treating,  On the 9th of May, He didn't get any candy, But, he got a 90 day jail stay, It was not very funny, Wh...