LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went to the grocery store to buy some breast cuts of chicken, When I sorted through the cuts of chicken, my ticker did quicken, The only c...

I pulled a pickle from a pickle jar, and it was hairy, I put the pickle back and went and picked a strawberry, Produce that is hairy, Is awf...

I went swimming in a scum-pond, wearing shorts, My body got covered with black, squishy warts, I scissored them off, But developed a cough, ...

My homemade wine was doing fine, until the little flies came calling, The little flies contaminated my wine, and then I couldn't stop ba...

The king took a drink from his favorite chalice, But, the drink was filled with a bacterial malice, The king was a dope, Didn't...