LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went out to Little Twin Lake, to find me a sabre tooth weasel. I wanted to paint his picture on a canvass, held by an easel. Found the wea...

Beautiful Barry had a nice little scam, When Barry cheated someone, he'd yell "Bam, Bam!" Big fake nuggets of gold, Was the sc...

Denny the pot painter was famous in these parts, His purple painted pots, won the pot critics hearts, He was a great painter, Of the pot con...

I painted my black and white cat, He was playing with a squeaky-toy rat, I sold the painting for big cash, So, I'm painting more mish...

I made a tapestry of flowers laying on some straw, Everyone who saw it, had a gaping jaw of awe,  I sold the tapestry for money, I shared th...