LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Bob went to court, and a very mean judge was there, Bob smiled real pretty, but that judge did not care, Bob had no money for bail,  So, he ...

I got peppered sprayed, directly in my pretty eye, I was taken to the jail, and no one told me why, Not so much to eat, Mouse turds are a tr...

I ordered acetaminophen, and got it in the mail, I took acetaminophen, drove my car, and went to jail, They said I was intoxicated, By some ...

While counterfeiting or, dollar making, Donny dreamed of trips he thought worth taking, And, the cars and mansions he'd buy, With his do...