LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

A witch put a horrible curse upon my goldfish, Fred, Turned Fred into a gator, and Fred tried to eat me dead, Although I tried to beg, Fred ...

Big Ugly Gator took my books, and burned them all, Gator burned my coloring books, that made me bawl, He then gave me a book, On how pork, I...

My python has just slithered away, Now, out in the Florida swamps she will play, Warning:  my snake is a hater, So, beware alligator, Yo...