LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I woke up and saw a flying saucer parked in my backyard, There were two little green aliens chewing on my Swiss card, I grabbed my big blast...

Alien worms have burrowed into Jim's brain, They control him with both pleasure and pain, And, sometimes out of Jim's snout, Some...

Thurmond's telescope made the news one day, When Thurmond saw spacecrafts heading our way, After networks broadcast his words, ...

I beat my swords into ploughshares  but, kept a few spears, For fear space aliens might crop-circle my ears, I figure my pointy sticks, Show...

I downloaded a really cheap movie feature, About some crazy invading alien creature, And, although the story wasn't tight, Br...