LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My wife has been down to neighbor Ned's house, all night and day, Ned is stud handsome and divorced, and real lonely, some say, I'm ...

Cute little lad, Herbie, Wore a big derby, Hung his stylish hat, On his baseball bat, When he was spooning with Mrs. Zerbie.

I was manning a fair booth way, way late at night, I was all alone, there were no peoples in sight, BAM!!! a great lightning strike, And, th...