LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My mind is in a complete whirl, I was attacked by a brain eating zombie squirrel, He jumped on my head, Soon I was dead, If I eat anythi...

There was a little chipmunk Bob, Stealing from squirrels was his job, He'd watch them all day, Then, when they hit the hay, All of t...

The squirrel went to a regular store, The chipmunk shopped online, The chipmunk drank his cheap label beer, The squirrel sampled fine che...

This is called the year of the rabbit, I have to break my rabbit hunt habit, So, I’ll go hunting for squirrel, Though their taste makes m...