LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Gregg used a vacuum to clean out his ears,   It sucked out his brains and brought his eyes to tears, Now, just a zombie remains, As Gregg...

I found several zombies swimming in my swimming pool, Their arms were eaten off so their swim style was not cool, Like dead fish in my fis...

A zombie came and ate my lunch, It was two root beers and Captain Crunch, I asked why he didn’t eat me, He said I was too smelly, So, I ...

Please, zombies leave my brains alone, It took years of schoolwork to get them grown, There are not that many there, That I have any brai...