LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went to a space station to get some good rest, But, they ran out of peanut butter, so I had to protest, Then, they ran out of spaghetti,...

I walked into a mountain cave, And, found the bones that would mark my grave, Then, in walks a two-headed yeti with claws, And, long s...

Yeti, Yeti in the woods, You broke into my cabin, and ate my canned goods, You are just one evil dude, Because you stole my favorite food...

Danny Dill was a real restaurateur, He had found an angle; a meat lover’s lure, Danny Dill hunted the Michigan Yetti, Then, made Yetti me...

In my garden there was a pile of scat, I first thought is was the work of my cat, Then, standing there was a yeti, Which made the pile se...