LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I drove down to Florida for Christmas, with my in-laws, the three, nasty bears, They're my wife's parents, they can't stand me, ...

I made a voodoo doll for the man on Sucker St. He sold me a can of tainted, pickled piggy feet, My family was up all night, Getting toilet t...

For seven years, seven months, seven weeks, seven days, and seven hours, I filtered through the internets, to gain my great magical powers, ...

A little green warlock, lived at the top of my stairs, He refused to go outside, because of the big bears, I said just cast a spell, Send th...

A little green warlock knocked on my front door, He said he was part of the green warlock lore, He said he was hunting a beast, For the a Ha...

There was a little green warlock, living in an oak tree, He was always placing mean spells, upon my mates and me, One day he chanced to come...

Donny liked to eat a pan of bacon grease, fried grits, But, every time he ate them, Donny broke out with big zits, So, Donny got a witch to ...

I had a little basket of flowers,  I thought they gave me supernatural powers, But, when I made spells for some cash, I got a contagious ras...