LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My new kite got stuck in a windmill, and round and round the kite went, The kite has been stuck there sixteen years, and still, I give a mad...

Fred decided to buy a  new shinny horn, cornet, Fred went to Hornhub, they are found on the internet, Fred picked out one that shined, His c...

I dreamt I was a pretty angel, standing in a field of corn, When I awoke, I was a scarecrow, and with rags I was adorn, I saw corn bent over...

I found a whole pizza, but it was up in the trees, Don't know how it got there, but there was a steady breeze, It took me quite a bit, B...

Cookie was Santa's favorite reindeer, She always had a joke, and was full of good cheer, And every year, She'd load the sled gear, A...

I was fishing for this giant fish, I named Mabel, She was two times longer than my dinning room table, I hooked her on line, And, all was ju...

I flew my kite on one windy day, Then along came a chopper that cut it away, The chopper-man gave me a smile, While all the while, M...

There is no greater power than the Emperor of Beans, He has turned the heads and soiled the beds of emperors, kings and queen, No one can cl...