LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

It rained on my teeter totter, and now it's all wet, If now I teeter totter, I will find woe and then regret, My pants will get all mudd...

I and my love were engaged, doing spoon, When we were frightened by that bloody, red moon, We both wet our britches, Before we leaped into d...

Because I live in Tennessee, I drank moonshine till I couldn't see, Then mamma gave me a slap, Said I was a drunk, just like pap, He...