LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

The howling of a wolf in the woods, filled my beastly, carnal heart's holes, The howling was a call to the forest minions, to awaken wer...

I decided to hide all night, Halloween, Witches, vampires, werewolves are just not my seen, Then, down from the sky, A martian drop...

When the full moon is up and it's chillin', Then, the werewolves come a killin', From the deep darkest woods, They be after y...

I was manning a fair booth way, way late at night, I was all alone, there were no peoples in sight, BAM!!! a great lightning strike, And, th...

A werewolf ate my peanut butter; he licked it all out of my jar, Then, he asked me for my jelly and I told him be had gone too far, My littl...