LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Santa  gave everyone a can of spinach, for their present, Christmas Day, Then Magic Santa, rode off triumphantly, in his vintage, canned goo...

There was a double headed eagle, that use to sit in my apple tree, The eagle use to eat the apples, but the apple tree died, recently, The t...

I ate so much southern fried chicken, that I grew a giant beak, I got many compliments, because a beak face is awesome, sheikh,   I'm a ...

I'm accused of not being sensitive, not sensitive at all, I make people uncomfortable, just by strolling through a mall, I never comb my...

I am a baby hermit, and I have climbed up into a tree, Ma and pa and sis and bro, have been looking all around for me, When one walks under ...

I had this friend named Musk, He had a tooth that stuck out like a tusk, He drank Ovaltine, Until his ears turned bright green, He loved cor...

I bought a box of trinkets, cheap, I bought them from a a trinkets creep, His voice was all nasal, His breath smelled of witch hazel, He end...

There once was a tortoise who ate only eclairs, The tortoise laid 3 eggs and from the 3 eggs came 3 bears, Then there was the bird, That nob...