LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

It seems, my alien brain worm is twisting, and twisting really bad, It makes one side of my face smile happy, and the other, tear sad, I...

Jim's Twinkie was shrinking with every big bite, As Jim's Twinkie was shrinking, Jim's belt grew more tight, Jim just went to th...

In order to inflate your hips, Just eat bacon and potato chips, A little ham, Builds your belly, bam! Then add more pounds with blue cheese ...

Donny had a red wagon, but it fit only one, Donny  couldn't ride in it, because he weighed a ton, So Donny sold it to Phil, Who took it ...

As Donny's belly pressure grew alot stronger, He realized his belt size was becoming wronger, The fat fryer got the blame, That blame se...

At 5'8" I hit my head on the stoop, Then, I just started to recoup, At a weight of pounds 144, I fell through the bad floor, And, w...