LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Junior Quantos went to a public high school, He aced physics classes, using his big brain tool, Although, his body was puny, At 16, he went ...

Chips of blue paint covered the new fallen snow, The moonlight hit it, and the moonlight, it glow, It's my peeled house paint, The white...

My little fish farm sprang a big leak, Then all my fish washed down to the creek, Away went my mammon,  Of fresh farm raised salmon, Now...

I was born having great expectations, Alas, they stayed only aspirations, For when I grew up, It took all my coin just to sup, In mom's ...

Danny was a grocer; ten times a millionaire, He thought himself a big shot; he figured he was there, So he bought a big boat, To join the ya...

The King of Colors presents, To his colorless, subjugated peasants, His colorful wealth, That he hides not with stealth, Like pea...