LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My socks were making my toes itch and scratch, So I put the socks in the laundry batch, I did not use soap, Or any of that dope, I did spill...

I was a little red raspberry, a raspberry I was, I started getting somewhat rotten, and grew a little fuzz, Someone wanted me for sup, So th...

In order to get them to act nice, George made a deal with his little lice, They could live in his beard, It wouldn't get shaved or shear...

I do not like bacteria, I do not like them one and all, They make my belly really sick, and make my little sister ball, Daddy brings them ho...

Joe changes his bath water every 100 days, That's why next to Joe, no one long standing stays, Joe did buy brand new cloths, Perfumed up...