LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I sat in trig class next to beautiful, Jennifer Warts, On my other side, sat the infamous, Dick Caleb Swartz, We were in college to learn, S...

I was a limericks writer, paid in rubles, plus it was a hob, Now Artificial intelligence, has taken away my job, I pick up bottles in ditche...

Today we celebrate May Day, and I wished I got paid, Worked as a plumber, gardener, and part-time meter maid, I mow lawns for a buck, Haul t...

My email said I was terminated, Said my last check would be prorated, It would reflect my slow pace, 1/3 of my pay base, I felt cheated, and...

There once was an old man,  most called him a Vern, He worked in TV as an aging intern, His promotions were slow, And real pay was a "N...

I went to a robin, and I had to beg, My muffin mix, required an egg, My small paycheck reward, Means no groceries I've stored, I've ...

I have been looking for pork sausage all day, It's pricey, and I can't cover it with my low pay, But with worms and katydids I'l...