LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I worked all day in shipping and receiving, now my orders are mixed up, I cannot go home for dinner, so on snack chips and coffee I must sup...

It was early morning, and Larry's feet were covered with snow, And, everywhere that Larry went, the snow would blow blow, blow, Although...

I was admonished for working too slow, The boss wanted me to go, go, go, go, It caused me agonizing pain, When he planted chips in my brain,...

Mr. Murphy, he retired, His other choice, was get fired, He was out of date, Would hesitate, Had no promotions, since he was hired.

I ordered from an AI, my dinner online, The AI took my order and I thought all was fine, I ordered chicken and fries, Got pancakes and fried...

I was a limericks writer, paid in rubles, plus it was a hob, Now Artificial intelligence, has taken away my job, I pick up bottles in ditche...

Today we celebrate May Day, and I wished I got paid, Worked as a plumber, gardener, and part-time meter maid, I mow lawns for a buck, Haul t...

My email said I was terminated, Said my last check would be prorated, It would reflect my slow pace, 1/3 of my pay base, I felt cheated, and...