LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There is a big, smelly, honey bear, named Tuesday Freak, His early a.m. podcast, is an early news peek, He tended a left bent, That didn...

It is spring in Michigan, and maple leaves are popping out, It's like the maple leaves, are giving the warmer sun, a shout, Now, the rob...

There were two old grisly bears, and they lived out in the woods, They grew their own potatoes, and hunted Red Ridding Hoods, They also like...

I went blackberry picking, and dropped a blackberry upon the ground, I bent over to pick up the berry, and heard a bear growling sound, I sc...

Some ticks fell down from the heavenly, blue sky, They fell from the dead willow tree; oh dear, my, I ran to my hotrod, But, no use was my b...

My mayonnaise had an odor, so I set it outside my backdoor, A grizzly bear ate the whole jar, he died, with a whimper, and no roar, My mayon...

There was a bloody, forest beast, who lived behind my chicken shack, And, every one of my neighbors, swears he did them, an attack, So, the ...

I went deep into the forest and what the heck did I find? A fat little gnome chewing on a watermelon rind, The watermelon was of course stol...

I'm a Michigan tourist guide, taking people to find swampy bugs, It's a fab, fab tour, but you must bring lunch and a couple of jugs...

Some guy got lost way out in my woods, We robbed him, we were dressed with yellow hoods, I told him, "follow my bro, The Toad", ...

Ben walked in the woods, overheated and froze, He had ticks on his skin, and bugs up his nose, He was very itchy, Smelled of pine pitchy, Wh...

Boil, boil my plum pudding, A witch's brew when a coven's hooding, A sacrifice in the woods, A farmer's live goods, On t...

There's a sad looking bear under my apple tree, He ain't eating apples, he's waiting for me, I'd give him a hug, And pull hi...

Along came two cutie bear cubs, They were so cute I gave them intense belly rubs, Then along came their maw, She gave me her claw, The three...

Deep in the forest was where I sat, I had been ate by a bear and that was that, I was now just a big pile of wet bear scat, The bear had pil...

I fell in a hole on top of a bear,  He was hibernating, so I didn't scare, But here's the thing, I took a nap until spring, And woke...

I was a little blogger blogging on my blog, Then I went a walking with my cocker spaniel dog, We walked the forest late last night, Until a ...

When the full moon is up and it's chillin', Then, the werewolves come a killin', From the deep darkest woods, They be after y...