LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I drove down to Florida for Christmas, with my in-laws, the three, nasty bears, They're my wife's parents, they can't stand me, ...

There is a witch, that's me, I recruited two more to make three, And, though we weren't quite a coven We cooked townsfolk in our ove...

I got bit by three gigantic skeeters today, It's March; skeeters shouldn't be out until late in May, Now, I am all itchy, My tude ha...

For seven years, seven months, seven weeks, seven days, and seven hours, I filtered through the internets, to gain my great magical powers, ...

A little green warlock, lived at the top of my stairs, He refused to go outside, because of the big bears, I said just cast a spell, Send th...

A little green warlock knocked on my front door, He said he was part of the green warlock lore, He said he was hunting a beast, For the a Ha...

There was a little green warlock, living in an oak tree, He was always placing mean spells, upon my mates and me, One day he chanced to come...

There was an old witch who lived up on the hill, Every fall, all the pretty flowers they'd kill, Then when the plants were all bare, Col...

Two little witches met way out in the wood One was really bad, the other really good, Their friendship was tight, But the good witch did not...

I went to see witches to buy magic brew, Alas, they hit me on the head and threw me into their stew, It wasn't so bad, Between the potat...

A fish named Harry grew too big for his pond, So, he made a wish to a witch with a wand, To make the pond grow, Then, Harry could swim...

There was a bad man named Howard Heard, A witch turned him into parrot Bird,  He ate bird seed all day, Then at night he would say, I...

A witch cursed a bad man named Roy, She turned him into a float toy, He was a toy boat, But, he could not float, He was sank by a bad li...