LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There was a terrible snow blizzard, and my donkey ran far away, I lost him in the blowing snow, he's in South America, some say, My donk...

My pogo stick got stuck in the snow, Then, over I went when the cold wind did blow,  The snowbank was cold, And, I'm getting real old...

I'm sitting in the house during a winter storm, My heats been shut off so I'm not keeping warm, Oh, Santa bring your sleigh, And ...