LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I invested in real estate, stocks and, bonds, While the wizards on Wall Street waved their wands, I fell for their pitch, They got reall...

I made an appointment with my bank, Because my savings was in the tank, The interest paid was one percent, More income was my meetings in...

I decided to work on Wall Street, To prepare I ate only raw meat, At first I felt like a lion, Then, I swore I was dyin', Vomit paid...