LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Late at night, something scratched at my window, while I laid in bed, I ignored it for a while, then it was scratching on my head, It was a ...

I kept a couple of zombies in my basement, for fun, I fed them orange Jello, and pickled pigs feet on a bun, They ate my wife, a librarian, ...

My bicycle got ran over by a big truck, A good fix would cost me many a saw buck, My bike's in the trash, I saved lots of cash, Now I ju...

They chopped off my head, and put me in a deep, cold grave, They piled on some heavy rocks, so I wouldn't misbehave, I crawled out of my...

If you want to be a Zombie, you see a dentist first, Without two good rows of teeth, your Zombie career is burst, Your teeth must bite, tear...

In the streets the zombies roamed,  Their mouths were drooling while nostrils foamed, But, I valued my hide, So, I stayed inside, An...

I was attacked by zombies, and they were my kith and kin, They opened my head, ate my brains like sardines in a tin, Fed kids who were poor,...

He just rose up from the dead and started eating people's brains, But after eating all that gray matter, no memories he retains, I thoug...

I always make sure I shoot the zombie in the head, That's the only sure way you know that zombie be dead, If you pass a zombie too near,...

Poor Dachshund Dan, He wanted to walk like a man, But, when he walked on two legs, It was like he was moving stiff pegs, And, he was stu...