LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I had lots of sheep, a massive white flock, I watched them like a hawk, around the clock, Neighbors needed to eat, Neighbors saw all my meat...

Lightning booming,  booming in the dark cloudy, morning sky, It hits so close, me thinks I will be going bye, bye, bye, What a way to die, L...

A massive haboob slapped me in my naked face, It knocked me around, and made sandy my whole place, So I got me a vacuum with a big tube, And...