LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I dug up some tree roots to make some root beer, It didn't taste too good, and my belly felt queer, I got foam on my clothes, When it ra...

John's elevator went down so very fast, When it hit ground floor he lost his meal last, All the potatoes and gravy, Ended up on poor Dav...

The bears threw a New Year's party, but Bob was not invited, Last time he got stinking drunk, and the toilet, he blighted, After those p...

I decided to work on Wall Street, To prepare I ate only raw meat, At first I felt like a lion, Then, I swore I was dyin', Vomit paid...

It's the day after Halloween, And, I am feeling so unclean, I ate so much candy, I split my spleen, The sugar high made me mean,  I yell...

Someone mixed tomato juice with their beer, They had to drink it 'cause money was dear, It tasted just fine, A bit like red wine, Bu...