LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There was a little vole sitting on my porch, He said he had been chewing on my neighbors tiki torch, Vole said if he wanted real grub, He...

I caught a rabbit in my trap, He started to cry, and I'm a sap, I let him go, That so and so, He ate my pansies, now I'm unhap

A woody was pecking a hole in my door, A rat was gnawing up through my vinyl floor, Then a buck and a doe, Smashed through my window, Next c...

Chicken wire is the thing, To guard my tulips in the spring, The rabbit will bite, But, if the wire is tight, He'll just bite wi...

I found a frog in my O.J. today, And, a worm in my cheese that sat on a tray, My sandwich had bugs, My soup was just full of slugs, ...