LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Arbutus is a flower, and Arbutus is my wife, We had our nuptials, and I guess we're married for life, We had a couple of kids, They grew...

I once had a beautiful valentine, one hundred years ago, We would go outside and picnic dine, when the grass began to grow, After years, my ...

Ray wanted to smooch with his girlfriend Mandy, So, on Valentine's Day he gave his girlfriend candy, The candy was all full of ...

How do you know if you have too many valentines? When together they confront you, that's one of the signs, And, when you have poison in ...