LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

On Valentines Day I’m singing the blues, For my valentine drank way too much booze, She is running down the street, It’s like a last year...

My valentine wrecked my new car, That will cost her, her candy and star, So, the candy is for me, Her star I’ll let be, As long as she b...

I thought you were my valentine, sweetie, But, I guess you’ve been lately real cheatie, Last week it was Frank, Yesterday it was Hank, A...

My heart is an aching valentine, My girlfriend left me so now I wine, I'm no good at romance, But, thought I'd take a chance, I ...