LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Showing posts with label VACATIONS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label VACATIONS. Show all posts
Tuesday, September 26, 2023

GOLDILOCKS AND THE THREE BEDS

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Goldilocks went to a hotel, and rented a bedroom, with a bed, But, she couldn't sleep on it, because the pillow hurt her head, She asked...
Friday, July 21, 2023

DON'T DRINK THE WATER ON MARS

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Dan went to visit the pyramids of mars on vacation, It was a hot dry place, that alien nation, As the day got even hotter, Dan ...
Wednesday, July 19, 2023

REINCARNATION, PUTS THE UNIVERSE RIGHT

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I have a pet protozoa named Drudge, He once was a powerful judge, But Drudge was so corrupt, His term ended, abrupt, Now he's a microbe ...
Wednesday, July 5, 2023

TALK ABOUT A BAD SANTA

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Santa's at the beach and he's having lots of summer fun, He left Mrs. Santa at home; he's with a special hon, But an age differe...
Monday, June 19, 2023

DON'T FEED THE BEARS, ESPECIALLY YOUR HUMAN PARTS

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When you see a bear, I know you'll have to stroke his nose, But don't be afraid, when it seems his sharp teeth grows, When you walk ...
Friday, June 16, 2023

IGNORE THE CHEESE AND GET THE BIG ONE

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When trunk slammers go north,  the locals assume their station, They always smile and act real nice, or suffer a tip cessation,  They're...
Wednesday, January 26, 2022

I NEED AN INTERVENTION

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I'm trying to get over my addiction to snow, It's hard to get over when it's everywhere that I go, I need an intervention, For m...
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