LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Goldilocks went to a hotel, and rented a bedroom, with a bed, But, she couldn't sleep on it, because the pillow hurt her head, She asked...

Dan went to visit the pyramids of mars on vacation, It was a hot dry place, that alien nation, As the day got even hotter, Dan ...

I have a pet protozoa named Drudge, He once was a powerful judge, But Drudge was so corrupt, His term ended, abrupt, Now he's a microbe ...

Santa's at the beach and he's having lots of summer fun, He left Mrs. Santa at home; he's with a special hon, But an age differe...

When you see a bear, I know you'll have to stroke his nose, But don't be afraid, when it seems his sharp teeth grows, When you walk ...

When trunk slammers go north,  the locals assume their station, They always smile and act real nice, or suffer a tip cessation,  They're...

I'm trying to get over my addiction to snow, It's hard to get over when it's everywhere that I go, I need an intervention, For m...