LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Cooking egg noodles has always been my big dream, I cook noodles all day, filling my house with steam, The kids, all day shout, To let the s...

I like going to the health club; the hot tub is for me, I have often wondered, if in the hot tub people pee, I asked my friend, the chemistr...

As I walked to the store, I picked a pretty flower, I chewed it in my mouth, and it tasted very sour, Someone said, "should have left i...