LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My parents called me, and announced they had become little furries, They said they had a giant litter box, so there were no worries, I won...

My warm home was full of hundreds of mice, and I noticed they were real fury, I wanted to catch them and make a coat, but they were always i...

I had a beautiful, pet log, its name was Daisy, I'd sit on it, and talk to it, like I was crazy, Then one frosty, and sunny day, A logge...

For Christmas, I bought nanna,🍷 the biggest, most savage, green beast, It eats only un-alive meat, and ancient, full dead, wine yeast, The ...

I spied a bearded iris in a sea of white snow, I couldn't imagine what made that lovely iris grow, The cold made me sneeze, hack and cou...

I had a small pet bug named Larry, he just learned how to fly, He flew into a bug zapper, and that's where he learned to die, I keep los...

I live in rural America, where the bestest food is fried spleen, We eat it for breakfast, lunch and dinner, and all meals in between, I like...

I love to eat tasty, butter fried prawns, I eat a big plate when the sun makes new dawns, It's my breakfast meal, With fish smelly appea...

My pet, Toad went out to eat some early, springtime bugs, But he got really cold, and asked for my hot hugs, Unlike the mammalian form, Toad...