LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Mr. Smith used toilet tissues, When he cried his eyes out over issues, His life partner Beau, Told Smith to go, Smith now texts Beau all day...

Unrequited love is a real positive, You'll find you're unloved and you still have to live, But, there will come a day, When, someone...

Caroline was the light on the bay, When she left the light faded away, I promised that I would change, But, my voice was out of range, N...

I was in love with a girl named Pam, She ran off with a farmer named Sam, They have a pig farm, The smell is a charm, They've grown ...

I was in love with a girl named Izzy, When I asked her out she was real busy, I thought I had tarried, Because Izzy got married, But, ma...

Shannon was the girl I loved, I loved her through and ture, But, when I told her of my love, She said I don't love you. She said I ...

My girlfriend Jane was near sighted, After glasses her eyesight was righted, She took one look at me, She said set me free, For my love ...