LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went swimming with the turtles, and what did I find? Turtles like to snap toes off, which left me in a bind, I would have drowned that day...

I like laying eggs in the sand, Biting fingers off a human's hand A swim in the sea, Is the life for me, I'm a turtle, in a shell, l...

I saw a giant turtle crawling across the snow, I knew that he would freeze to death, Because, there were only snowy places to go, I asked hi...