LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I took to living under a big apple tree, I paid absolutely no rent, I thought it free, But, it was in someone's front yard, They had a h...

I grabbed a bassoon, and I marched down the big city street, I made my feet slap the ground, to my bassoon blowing beat, The police came alo...

I have squatted 10,000 days, and been in jail, 10,000 more, Spending  nights in comfy, warm beds, next day, it's jail, and a food store,...

In a tent on an abandoned lot, I found me a place to squat, I thought the living would be free, But it weren't meant to be, The owners c...

Hey, little guy with the big, high dome, I understand they call you a gnome, I wish you'd leave and go home, Instead around my garden, y...