LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I have squatted 10,000 days, and been in jail, 10,000 more, Spending  nights in comfy, warm beds, next day, it's jail, and a food store,...

Hey, little guy with the big, high dome, I understand they call you a gnome, I wish you'd leave and go home, Instead around my garden, y...