LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I shot a squirrel that was up in a tree, I will eat squirrel meat, when I have my tea, You know what's what's, I found his nuts, I w...

I went out and found a Christmas tree, It stood straight and tall, at 6'3" I sawed it down, Hauled it back to town, My kid, she ins...

Tuff was a tragic wagon,  Parked underneath a tree, And when that tree fell over, Tuff became nothing but debris.

My porch had a peach tree growing up through the boards, I couldn't cut it down with my machete swords, For the peaches were sweet, ...