LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Palmer likes to hit the booze, some say he is nothing but a lush, I find it hard to tell, because after each drink, his teeth he'll brus...

Our flight was delayed by 29 hours, Nobody could get to any showers, When everyone sneezed, The entire planed wheezed, Then we landed in som...

I went to the moon to feed a colony of moon squirrels, I brought them some peanuts and breath mints shaped like pearls, They thought it a wi...