LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I had a pet Raven, and his name was Sir Tim, He liked to play on the school playground, jungle gym, He did, in myself, confide, He was afrai...

My pet camel bit me, so I sold him to the zoo, After that horrific attack, what else would you do?  I named him Uncle Terry,! He likes sniff...

My doggy ate my goldfish, and my doggy at a little shrew, My doggy ate my new tennis shoes, because that's what doggies do? My doggy is ...

Rene  had a pretty dancing Pitbull, named Trina, Rene trained Trina to dance like a real ballerina, Trina danced the Pirouette, From daybrea...

My gargoyle ripped up my homework, then chowed down poor auntie Bess, My gargoyle was a real jerk, and on the floor, left a big scat mess, H...