LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

A hungry tiger escaped from the zoo, He ate up my pretty, pet cow, named Moo,  I feel really blue, The cat ate me too, I and my pet cow, bec...

My lunar lander fell to the moon, and had a big, total crash, I didn't pay attention, I was ear mellowing, to Johnny Cash, On an alien w...

My new potable flowers came in the mail, I planted them deep, on my walk, in a pail, They were lots of pretty, Prettied my trashy city, Then...

My wonderful, gentle, tender foot, Worked long shifts on chimneys, clearing soot, On the roof one day, He slid fast away, He now feeds a flo...

Tuff was a tragic wagon,  Parked underneath a tree, And when that tree fell over, Tuff became nothing but debris.