LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went and caught some grayling, and I fixed them with a some pinto beans, I would have flavored them with steak sauce, but for the price, I...

We went Trick Or Treating, in Newbury, to see  what that was about, It was Memorial Day weekend, so no candy was handed out, So, what trick ...

I am very afraid, and hiding out, down deep in my digs, It's the end of summer, and people are all roasting us pigs, We kindly pigs are ...

The only gift I got Christmas day, was a pine tree full of bugs, When I brought my tree inside, the bugs thawed and fell onto my rugs, Oh, C...

I only get it once a year, The winter solstice, lets be clear, It's a cold night, Warm clothes are tight, Then at midnight, we raise a b...

Mossy the cow ate my Christmas tree, She knew that I loved it, but she had to spite me, Mossy had a smile, I a frown, But I turned them upsi...