LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I left a chicken sandwich out for Santa, but the chicken was tainted, While driving, Santa's stomach started growling, and Santa almost ...

Bryan has an old Halloween soul, He lives in a furnace with hot coal, When it becomes Halloween, Bryan goes out to be seen, Scaring trick-or...

I decorated with lights, that make twinkles I made sugar cookies, and added sprinkles, I hung up my longest, clean stocking, Put Teddy in th...

There was a crazy rabbit that painted chicken eggs, He'd run around and leave them, between old ladies legs, Someone set a rabbit trap, ...

I drove on up to Newbury to purchase some chocolate treats, They make chocolate the old fashioned way; they mix it with their feets, Their c...

I went out and found a Christmas tree, It stood straight and tall, at 6'3" I sawed it down, Hauled it back to town, My kid, she ins...