LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There is no stuff on the shelves at the store where I work, Which has made very unemployed, this hourly clerk, It's a cross-border fling...

I think my million dollar ship has come in, It is full of foreign, imported, sheet tin, I use to import lab mice, But they gave me bad lice,...

The filth in my house gives my house an A+ rat rating, That's why I'm left home alone, with my family vacating, With the rats I'...

I went to Russia to get me some pigs, I got sixty dozen, trading four packs of cigs, Then on that eve, Before I could leave, I was offered 1...