LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My ma's fancy meatballs, came out dry, hard and flaky, They should be like a  moist, soft, chewy piece of steaky, I did, just all that I...

I bought some fluoride toothpaste that came in a white, glass jar, I did not have to squeeze it, so I thought it would go far, It caught me ...

I grabbed pliers to fix the tooth that hurt, It broke and the gum gave a blood squirt, So I got some health administration, From an ER vacat...