LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I bit down on a rig in my roll, Turned out it was anthracite coal, It broke the teeth in my jaw, Now I can't chew chaw, That roll took a...

I am so lucky to have my ma and pa, They raised me on coffee and tobacco chaw, Although, my teeth were all black, And, my chaw spit caught m...

Chewing tobacco dirties my skin pores, It gets stuck in my throat and causes night snores, So, why do I chew? Well, I look cooler than you, ...