LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

The little tweeter was on the nightly news, He was famous for tweeting his memes and muse, Open eyes I couldn't keep, I fell deep down i...

I slept on a soft bed, and I slept on a coach, I slept on floorboards with nails that made me shout, "ouch",  I slept on a beach, ...

With one less hour of sleep, I'm afraid, on the road I can't keep, I'll slide off the edge, Then the river, they'll dredge, ...

I see you've turned 32, And, your old soul's feeling blue, Every workday you rue, No energy to do, But, you still got some teeth so,...